I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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