these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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