Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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