it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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