we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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