I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
