:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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