I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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