Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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