North Korea, Best Korea!
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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