so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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