: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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