I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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