I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm both gender and math confused
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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