I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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