He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
How does one acquire holy water?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
where are my eyebrows?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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