dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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