so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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