My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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