dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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