Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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