"it" just moved
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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