dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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