Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This is my gift to your gina
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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