We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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