with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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