your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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