It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
handjob tips. give me some.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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