alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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