Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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