On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
