I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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