ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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