I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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