shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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