I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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