Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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