Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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