I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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