I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
