i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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