Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
This baby is an asshole
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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