Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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