wake up i wanna do it froggy style
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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