I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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