They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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