By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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