He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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