You're so nebulous sometimes
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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