hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
sex in a hospital.. check
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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